SR = Sketchy Recipe aka The Moms

RS = RockStar aka the 7 year old who must eat protein but sneaks candy when SR is posting on her blog

SR: So do you want to tell the folks about your bad self?

RS: Mommmm!

SR: Bad is good, honey.

RS: Ask me about my cooking.

SR: What about your cooking?

RS: HOW I cook!

SR: How do you cook, baby?

RS: Well, um, I’m usually taking liquid ingredients and mixing them with solid ingredients to see what I come up with, but usually I don’t eat it.

SR: Is that what all of that googe is in the various vessels on the countertop?

RS: Maybe. You don’t know.

SR: So give me some examples of ingredient combinations.

RS: Well, the other night I mixed together 5 sprinkles, some pear infused vinegar, and some raspberry champagne vinegar, and some watermelon sour candy spray, and a little bit of nail polish remover because see, I was thinking of making my own nail polish remover (just testing.) Oh yeah, I put a little dollop of lotion and about 2 or 3 drops of Blue Glitter and Mr. Sandman nail polish.

SR: I really hope you did this in the good china. And what was your result?

RS: My results came up with, oh yeah I didn’t do it in china, I did it in one of those silver bowls, and I did try it on a nail polished finger, but nothing came off but the glitter so I think it became a glitter magnet. And it turned brown.

RS: (Ask me about my b-word rabbit.)

SR: Tell me about your favorite thing to eat that is not in the candy family.

RS: Oooo, that’s a hard one. pause. fidget. It starts with M and ends with E.

SR: Puzzled look

RS: Mac…

SR: Ok. Mac n cheese. Wanna tell the folks about your special healthy mac?

RS: My special healthy mac is , well it has, um, oh yeah! It has carrots and sweet potatoes and Momma makes it and freezes it and when I ask her to cook the macaroni and cheese that you have to cook over the stove, she puts some in.

SR: Don’t forget the tofu.

RS: Oh Yeah! Wait, tofu?!

SR: That’s what makes it fun to mix in the blender. That block of goop.

RS: Wow. I didn’t know that. Well, how about you tell the folks about Baby Bear(bunney).

SR: Unless we’re going to cook Baby Bear, that discussion is beyond the scope of this blog.

Goodbye from Sketchy and RockStar. We’re off to have a bowl of Special K Chocolatey Delight and watch cartoons. Enjoy this photo of Sketchy & RockStar with chicken on head.