This yogurt is heaven. It is bliss. It is all that yogurt should always have been, but never was. It is also impossible to pronounce for the Sketchy Recipe family.

Is it Fay’juh (lite schwa at the end)? No.

Is it Fay’yuh, as BabyDaddy asserts? Maybe?

Let’s consult the packaging, shall we. It states the correct pronunciation is “fa yah”. No long, short, or oomlot symbol provided as to the proclivity of that first A. I think I’ll just call it greek yogurt.

Seven Minutes in Heaven

1 container greek yogurt

1/4 c salted, shelled pistachios

honey

Put the nuts on the yogurt. Put the honey on the nuts. Eat. Savor. Contemplate modern Greek vowel pronunciation. Put more honey on the yogurt.